Knowing you’ll give in, but making him beg anyway. TSM.

He’s number three on my Snapchat but number one in my heart. TSM.

Making a fitness board on Pinterest is pretty much the same as working out, right? TSM.

May your memories always be positive and your pregnancy tests always be negative. TSM.

True life: I’m addicted to my planner. TSM.

My goals for the upcoming semester are basically just to get kicked out of fewer bars. TSM.

Being more proud of your tan than your 4.0 GPA. TSM.

Thou shalt never leave the bar with an unfinished drink. TSM.

Handling your alcohol better than your emotions. TSM.

I like my lashes as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate. TSM.