Crafting parties being low key competitions to see who will be the best big. TSM.

You can’t talk about brands, boys, or booze but, like… that’s all the best stuff. TSM.

Doing your hair and makeup to match your fake. TSM.

Spraining your ankle, but not spilling your drink. TSM.

“We do not speak of that night.” TSM.

Blocking the standards chair on Snapchat. TSM.

Turning a social into a photo shoot. TSM.

Sending your best friend life updates “Gossip Girl” style. TSM.

Watching “The House Bunny” and “Legally Blonde” back to back, to pump you up for recruitment. TSM.

If making margs in a nutribullet is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. TSM.