Having a separate group chat for your pledge class, and the pledge class degenerates. TSM.

Making faces at your friends on exec, because you know they can’t respond properly and you want to see them squirm. TSTC.

Trashing his cooler after the breakup being even more therapeutic than making it was. TSM.

“You follow her? Let me stalk her Insta on your phone because she’s private.” TSM.

Starting the first day of classes with the last night of summer’s hair and makeup. TSM.

It’s not blonde enough! TSM.

I actually love being called “Big.” TSM.

Drinking like a freshman to forget you’re a freshman. TSM.

“Save it and send it to me.” TSM.

Starting off your juice cleanse with mimosas. TSM.