Putting Bid Day in your agenda before anything else. TSM.

You can’t squat with us. TSM.

Can “AF” be considered a unit of measurement in the U.S. now? TSM.

Risking your life for a cute Insta pic. TSM.

“I can’t. I’m broke.”
“We’re still going to Vegas right?”
“Of course.” TSM.

“You’re different from all the other girls.” TSM.

Does “Capable of finishing a bottle of Moscato in one sitting” count as a skill for my résumé? TSM.

Being standards worst nightmare even over the summer. TSM.

Booze, bandaids. Same thing. TSM.

“Omg. Send that to me.” TSM.