I never want to see alcohol again…today. TSM.

“No, Mom, you can’t zoom in on Instagram.” TSM.

Buying your planner before even considering buying your textbooks. TSM.

Chasing vodka with Moscato. TSTC.

If your Insta doesn’t make everyone jealous, what’s the point? TSM.

Having a better butt than Bieber. TSM.

She may be tipsy, but she is fierce. TSM.

Your back-to-school list for your little being bigger than your own. TSM.

Knowing what day of the week it is, not because of your responsibilities, but because of your birth control pack. TSM.

“Help me finish these bottles. I need them for a craft.” TSM.