Fraternities rescheduling their brotherhood events around your formal. TSM.

Out-drinking your formal date…at his formal. TSM.

Apologizing in advance for the drunken Snapchats you know you will soon be sending. TSM.

When your big has an executive position, you basically do too. TSM.

Using a fraternity’s pledges more often than they do. TSM.

“I preffed the shit out of her.” TSM.

I wish my life was as organized as my planner. TSM.