I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just a soberphobic. TSM.
I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just a soberphobic. TSM.
The passive aggressive like on your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s picture. TSM.
Being more excited about your outfit for a function than the actual function. TSM.
Pumpkin spice up your life. TSM.
Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. TSM.
I forgot to take my pill last night, but Netflix can’t get me pregnant, so I’m good. TSM.
Accidentally adding it to your snap story when your drunk. TSM.
Being the authority on all things sorority. TSM.
“Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clapping. I got a real good feeling something bad’s about to happen.” -Miranda Lambert. TSM.
Planning what time you take your birth control around your drinking schedule. TSM.