Her bio says “Princess,” but her face says “Troll.” TSM.

Wishing it were mandatory for guys to put their letters in their profiles. TSM.

I don’t drink vodka. It tastes like bad decisions. TSM.

Impressing men one whiskey at a time. TSM.

Your sorority trending on Twitter. TSM.

Being the shy girl from grade school who literally turns heads now. TSM.

Bribing yourself with Starbucks to get out of bed in the morning. TSM.

Feeling personally offended when a show you watch makes fun of Greek life. TSM.

Your brother having a list of pledges who will give you rides when you’re home for break. TSM.

Caring more about freshman girls than senior boys. TSM.