“I preffed the shit out of her.” TSM.

Is it possible that I’m not hungover or am I actually still above the legal limit? TSM.

“Yes, I’m wearing shorts.” TSM.

I wish my life was as organized as my planner. TSM.

Being more obsessed with your future littles than the guy that you’re currently sleeping with. TSM.

Bossing around fraternity pledges because you can’t boss your own. TSM.

The day after recruitment week is always a hat day. TSM.

Being the sister standards warns the pledges about. TSM.