Even when I’m wrong, I’m right. TSM.

No letters, no number. TSM.

Finals are really cutting into my drinking schedule. TSM.

People having high expectations of your ability to party because of your sorority. TSM.

Knowing you have the power to make her life miserable, but letting the fact that your life is so much better than hers do the job for you. TSM.

Using your pledge name as your TSM username. TSM.

Being the reason he wins “Hookup of the Week” at chapter. TSM.

Every photo from the weekend having a fraternity composite in the background. TSM.

Your big volunteering to be on booty patrol while you dance on the bar. TSM.