We’re the kind of crazy people wish they could be. TSM.

Having a dibs system worked out with your friends before you go out. TSM.

His brothers asking you to make their coolers after seeing his. TSM.

Getting a power-point from his best friend as you leave the frat house the morning after. TSM.

Recruitment is when we find out whether or not you can sit with us. TSM.

Risking being late for chapter to get Starbucks. TSM.

No, Diet Pepsi is not okay. TSM.

Crazy enough to be his girlfriend. Classy enough to be his wife. TSM.

Pulling a “Well, my sisters will be looking for me,” when you find out he has a little penis. TSM.

Figuring out which sorority your professor would be in with your sisters before class starts. TSM.