The “I’m sorry for all the drunk Snapchats” Sunday morning apology. TSM.

So many themes. So little time. TSM.

My little black book is full of cocktails. TSM.

Only being interested in a transfer student if he’s interested in going Greek. TSM.

Taking an introductory pre-med class to make an introduction to potential husbands. TSM.

Dog tags are the military’s lavalieres. TSM.

All of the doodles in your notebook being sorority-related. TSM.

Even when we’re not having fun, we’re still having more fun than you. TSM.

Being voted “Most likely to have a hidden wild side.” TSM.

“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.” TSM.