Knowing more about him than he knows about himself. TSM.

Already having your mom car picked out. TSM.

Dressing like a senator’s wife. Partying like his stripper. TSM.

Starting off the new year with the same bad decisions. TSM.

Acting like you haven’t seen your friends in 25 years when you come back from break. TSM.

Refusing to do your hair unless you’re going out. TSM.

Having your letters in your bio section on all forms of social media. TSM.

Always late but worth the wait. TSM.

Landing a job because you were in a sorority. TSM.

Feeling satisfied when you see your name on your crush’s Snapchat favorites list. TSM.