Your standards chair blacking out more than anyone you know. TSM.

Having a sorority t-shirt drawer, and a fraternity t-shirt drawer. TSM.

Assuming that taking a little means you can raise a child. TSM.

The five-time legacy in your chapter breaking down in tears when her mom, who lives overseas, surprises her during initiation. TSM.

Becoming a professional rapper when creating lyrics for Greek sing. TSM

Having a drinking competition with yourself. TSTC.

Being a 0 and a 10 at the same time. TSM.

Not knowing whether to be ashamed or proud the first time you’re called to standards. TSM.

You can screw my sisters, but don’t you dare screw them up. TSM.

I like my crafts how I like my water: sparkling. TSM.