Neglecting to hear “…to take notes” when your professor says “You can use your laptop in class.” TSM.

Having fraternities’ door codes saved on your phone for optimally accessible shacking opportunities. TSM.

All of your snacks on MyFitnessPal being alcohol. TSM.

Managing to double book boys despite a perfectly organized planner. TSM.

TFTC: Too fabulous to care. TSM.

Waking up with glitter on the floor, mod podge in your hair, and an empty box of wine in your bed. TSM.

Hot glue burns are the battle scars of crafting. TSM.

A good friend will vouch for you in a standards meeting. Your best friend will be sitting there with you. TSM.

Designing your favorite fraternity’s rush shirt, because you know you’ll end up walking home in one eventually. TSM.

Having nicknames for each boy you’re juggling. TSM.