Your sorority being known for hair flipping. TSM.

Being “unable to even” on a regular basis. TSM.

Blackmailing the standards chair. TSM.

Stalking the shit out of your online purchases until they arrive at your door. TSM.

Scholar by day, crafter by night. TSM.

Stealing his clothes on the way out with no intentions of returning them. TSM.

Drinking the awkward away. TSM.

Does being a sober sister count for community service hours? TSM.