Wearing sorority apparel every day leading up to graduation. TSM.

The only sports I play are drinking games. TSM.

The higher the stress, the higher the ponytail. TSM.

Your best friend’s little calling you “Auntie.” TSM.

Getting away with playing music that makes boys cringe, because all they want to do is see you dance. TSM.

Getting an A on the final paper you wrote during your three-hour class on the day it was due. TSM.

Easily turning the guy who never has a girlfriend into your boyfriend. TSM.

Every gift you receive revolving around alcohol. TSM.

Most sororities stay away from the four Bs. We stay away from the four Cs: cargos, chacos, camo, and crocs. TSM.