Having a “what’s yours is mine” mentality when it comes to his t-shirts. TSM.

Your phone autocorrecting “brunette” to “Burnett’s.” TSM.

Laying awake at 3am on a Wednesday because you’re still on your rage schedule. TSM.

Asking your sisters for sexting advice. TSTC.

Procraftinating. TSM.

Being groomed for your chapter position from the moment you receive your bid. TSM.

Summer plans? Tanning and crafting. TSM.

Replying to “new summer job” snapchats with “drinks by the pool” snapchats. TSM.

The most interesting part of moving out for the summer is finding all the things you stole from fraternity houses over the course of the semester. TSM.