Wine is a win with an ‘e’ on the end. TSM.

Running on two hours of sleep and having glitter everywhere must mean it’s big/little week. TSM.

If Angelina Jolie can divorce from Brad Pitt, you can get over a mediocre frat boy. TSM.

Today’s smokey eye is brought to you by last night’s eyeliner.

When your soul is darker than your mascara. TSM.

If you’re not gonna put glitter on it why are you even crafting? TSM.

I need this mascara to be preference night proof. TSM.

It’s not stalking, it’s research. TSM.

Sunday: “I’m never drinking again.”
Tuesday: “Where’s my alcohol?” TSM.

Having more themed clothing than actual clothes. TSM.