“I’m drunk. Don’t let me talk tonight.” TSM.

Calling dibs on the good Insta caption when you’re at an event. TSM.

There’s an abbreviation for that. TSM.

Laughter is the best medicine, and wine helps you get there, so basically this is like herbal tea. TSM.

Feeling productive because you reorganized your Pinterest boards. TSM.

“You need your own reality show.” TSM.

Making him think it was his idea. TSM.

Going to the gym to get that perfect bikini bod, then coming home and rewarding yourself by eating half a pizza. TSTC.

Never being appointed as a sober sister because everyone knows better. TSM.