“They’re so pretty it’s intimidating” being the only negative stereotype about your sorority. TSM.

Bragging about your Internet stalking abilities. TSM.

Rocking Norts and a frat tank with a bag that costs more than rent. TSM.

“Help me finish these bottles. I need them for a craft.” TSM.

Looking better for the breakup than you did for the first date. TSM.

“This is my jam right now.” TSM.

Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his mom, his dog, and his last three girlfriends. TSM.

Either taking pictures within the first half hour of an event or not at all. TSM.