You can keep my dignity, and I’ll keep your t-shirt. TSM.

Telling someone you hate them, almost exclusively meaning you really like them. TSM.

Drinking your calories and your feelings in the same night. TSM.

“Tell me everything you know about him.” TSM.

Work snaps by day, wine snaps by night. TSM.

“Do you know how I got this bruise?” TSM.

Winesday. TSM.

Being the collegiate president when your mom is the alumnae president. TSM.