Helping a sister script a text a boy instead of studying for midterms. TSM.

My [pledge] mamma don’t like you, and she likes everyone [as long as you’re cute, over 6 ft, and in a good fraternity]. TSM.

I need either caffeine or vodka. I don’t care which, but I need it now. TSM.

“I think it only counts if you care about the person, so my number’s like zero.” TSM.

Your roommate making other sleeping arrangements when you have a mixer with your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Getting annoyed when your shack shirt isn’t comfort colors. TSM.

Having an entire fraternity whipped. TSM.

Standards: You need to take down that tweet.
Me: But it got so many RTs and likes.
Standards: You have to.
Me: I’ll take the fine. TSM.

Using Find My Friends to see who shacked at which frat houses. TSM.

Stalking the guy you made out with last night on social media because you can’t remember if he was attractive. TSM.