Not needing to pay attention to your follower to following ratio. TSM.

The Sunday morning internal debate on whether to apologize for last night or pretend it never happened. TSM.

The best nights are generally the worst for your jewelry collection. TSM.

On a scale of one to kicked out, how bad would it be if I did this? TSTC.

Referring to your family’s boyfriends as your “Big in Law” and “GBae.” TSM.

The t-shirt being the only proof you went to an event, because your memory is serving useless. TSM.