I’m fluent in drunk text. TSM.

“We should have pregamed.” TSM.

The majority of your camera roll being screenshots of PNMs’ Instagram posts. TSM.

I plan to be involved as a senior, so long as my involvement means I can be drunk. TSM.

No one would ever be so stupid as to ask me to be a sober sister. TSM.

Shattering your phone screen, but not your reputation. TSM.