Praying for the fellow Frat Daddies, Sorostitutes, Slampieces, and GDIs alike at the University of Texas. TSM.

I’m not your slampiece, you’re my fratslam. TSM.

Wait… drinks cost money at the bar? TSM.

On gamedays, I shotgun Nattys in $300 Lilly dresses and my grandmother’s pearls. TSM.