Some Ohio State fans asked my pledge sisters and me why we were dressed up for the Sugar Bowl. We said “welcome to the SEC.” TSM.

Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.

Knowing that a sarcastic tone and the word “classy” is the most effective insult. TSM.

Feminism is for ugly girls. TSM.

Hyphenated last names are for GDIs. I’ll be taking my husband’s name. TSM.

Behind every good TFM is a great TSM.

You’re right GDI. Leggings aren’t pants…if you’re fat. TSM.

A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.

Don’t expect me to get on my knees unless I can clearly see yours. TSM.

For my birthday last week Fratdaddy bought me a David Yurman ring, a new longchamp tote, Columbia pfg shirt, a monogrammed fishing pole, 4 new colors of nike shorts, and a set of pearl earrings. We have been together for two months last Friday. Oh and we still haven’t had sex. TSM.