There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.

Overusing “haha” to avoid sounding bitchy. TSM.

My little is dating my fratdaddy’s little. TSM.

I wear heels bigger than your penis. TSM.

Always the ex-girlfriend the parents miss the most. TSM.

A year after graduation, my Frat Daddy became my Frat-tastic husband. After 3 years of marriage, we’re expecting our first legacy. Dreams do come true. TSM.

My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.

I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.

The only boys that can get below my Mason-Dixon Line are those who have pledged under it. TSM.