Rediscovering old jewelry and struggling to remember which boy gave it to you. TSM.

The number of times I’ve used a guy because his bed was closer than mine is both epic and appalling. TSM.

He proposed with a monogram necklace that had his last initial. TSM.

My life would be complete if Victoria’s Secret Pink made a sorority collection. TSM.

My mom passed away before I went to college so I never knew I was a legacy…and I ended up in her sorority anyway. TSM.

I have a constant internal battle about whether to be classy or give zero fucks. TSM.

Saying “haze” in a sorority is like saying “bomb” in an airport. TSM.

Every girl before me was a mistake, and every girl after me will be a downgrade. TSM.

Wishing the TFM Sweethearts had their sorority listed under their bio so I could judge them more efficiently. TSM.

Wait, let me find a better picture of him… TSM.