The “k bye” text so he knows he’s in trouble. TSM.

The inclusion of a Starbucks gift card in his apology gesture. TSM.

Having to have your little pack up your books when you leave the library, because you spent the last 15 minutes painting your nails. TSM.

Doing as much hungover bonding as drunk bonding. TSM.

“Every time we relate to a TSM, drink your moscato.” -how to finish a bottle of wine in five minutes. TSTC.

Counting mimosas as your daily dose of fruit. TSM.

Standards hearings being a family affair. TSM.

Getting a fraternity’s event shirt before its pledges do. TSM.

No one knowing why you were called to standards, but everyone knowing EXACTLY why your little was. TSM.

Pledge attire making you feel things you just don’t understand. TSM.