A moment of silence for all the cute shit you’ve lost at a frat house. TSM.

Having Tinder in the apps folder labeled “shopping.” TSM.

I got 99 problems, but a bid ain’t one. TSM.

Skin type: glitter. TSM.

Having a pink pepper spray dispenser. TSM.

Planning Instagram captions a week in advance. TSM.

Last night: 8,457. Me: -2. TSM.

People still telling stories about your great, great, grand big because she’s a legend. TSM.