Shopping for a date party dress during your three-hour lecture. TSM.

Crafting your second form of ID. TSM.

“If you don’t want to date me that’s fine, but you’re wrong and I hate you.”- Workaholics. TSM.

Knowing when your boyfriend’s formal is before he does. TSM.

Shack shirts: doubling as sleep shirts and souvenirs since the beginning of time. TSM.

Painting your sorority letters on your pumpkin. TSM.

Genuinely believing Taylor Swift’s new song “Bad Blood” was written about you and your ex-best friend. TSM.

Being so obsessed with your sorority family that your actual family gets jealous. TSM.

Calling your dad and telling him you “need” money, when really, you’re just going to the liquor store. TSM.