Having to start every party story with “I don’t actually remember any of this, but apparently…” TSM.

Knowing it’s getting serious when you’re upgraded from shacker shirt to shacker sweatshirt. TSM.

Actually being the best friends sitting next to each other in jail. TSTC.

Being able to tie his bow tie almost as fast as you can untie it. TSM.

The calories don’t count if you can’t remember them. TSM.

Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I went to class for a full week. TSM.

Typing up an essay on your phone outside of the bar, and still getting an A. TSM.