“You’re taking me to formal.” TSM.

When he replays your Snapchat selfie because ten seconds just wasn’t enough. TSM.

And now he’s nothing but a shack shirt to me. TSM.

My class was canceled today, because I canceled it. TSM.

Sending out a booty call in the late afternoon, because day drinking. TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of alcohol. TSM.

He doesn’t speak sorority. TSM.

Your boyfriend’s formal being more tame than yours. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.