Going as a CEO, not an office ho. TSM.
Going as a CEO, not an office ho. TSM.
I’m not like regular standards chairs. I’m a cool standards chair. TSM.
That one girl who always disappears at parties. TSM.
Cleaning last night’s frat sludge off the shoes you’re wearing to today’s job interview. TSM.
Katy Perry wearing four different outfits in ten minutes during the Super Bowl. TSM.
Not realizing you’ve already hooked up with the cute guy in your class until the professor calls his name while taking attendance. TSM.
A fraternity moving an event, simply because you can’t make it. TSM.
“If you wouldn’t say it to her big, you probably shouldn’t say it at all.” TSM.
Withholding Snapchat story views. TSM.
Speaking in front of your entire chapter with a painfully obvious hickey from the previous night’s conquest. TSTC.