That video. Ew. I don’t know what’s worst: the heels with the t-shirt and leggings, the fake plastic costume jewelry pearls, or the fact that she thinks she can pull off that side ponytail.
False. While a little bit of alcohol lowers inhibitions and makes sex better, too much alcohol impairs your ability to feel sensations as strongly and it impairs your parasympathetic nervous system. If your parasympathetic nervous system is not dominant over the sympathetic, your penile muscles don’t relax, the spongy tissue doesn’t fill with blood, and thus there is no erection. (Things I learned in Human Sexuality).
Not exactly, hers was about personality types in general in a pledge class, mine was about specifically girls other girls dislike, and it’s not like we wrote about the same exact types of girls. Its similar but not the same. Either way though, I think hers is funny too! 🙂
^^^this. Being sweet, charming, and polite with his parents is part of being a lady, and it’s crucial if you ever want things to progress any further
That video. Ew. I don’t know what’s worst: the heels with the t-shirt and leggings, the fake plastic costume jewelry pearls, or the fact that she thinks she can pull off that side ponytail.
Then why are you at the gym?
False. While a little bit of alcohol lowers inhibitions and makes sex better, too much alcohol impairs your ability to feel sensations as strongly and it impairs your parasympathetic nervous system. If your parasympathetic nervous system is not dominant over the sympathetic, your penile muscles don’t relax, the spongy tissue doesn’t fill with blood, and thus there is no erection. (Things I learned in Human Sexuality).
What I submitted was “Being tempted to say “Daddy” when asked what the name of your bank is. TSM.” I mean this is similar but whatever, still works!
this phrasing isn’t even what I originally submitted…oh well hahaha
Still very true, but unfortuately already done:
http://totalfratmove.com/658914?page=0
what, a sexist comment on a TSM column? I’ve never seen one of those before… gosh, I guess my feelings are hurt now 🙁 who wants sandwiches?
Not exactly, hers was about personality types in general in a pledge class, mine was about specifically girls other girls dislike, and it’s not like we wrote about the same exact types of girls. Its similar but not the same. Either way though, I think hers is funny too! 🙂
I used to love pumpkin spice lattes! But then I checked the calories and now they’re ruined for me 🙁