Snapchatting him while wearing his t-shirt to remind him what he can’t have (re: his shirt back). TSM.

Crawling into your roommate’s bed, because the boy in yours is too clingy. TSTC.

Turning a social into a photo shoot. TSM.

Sending your best friend life updates “Gossip Girl” style. TSM.

Watching “The House Bunny” and “Legally Blonde” back to back, to pump you up for recruitment. TSM.

Hooking up with a pledge and viewing it as community service. TSM.

If making margs in a nutribullet is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. TSM.

Watching and smiling for a minute before you break up the fight two guys are having over you. TSM.

Putting Bid Day in your agenda before anything else. TSM.

His night to remember being one you’ve already forgotten. TSM.