You can’t squat with us. TSM.

Can “AF” be considered a unit of measurement in the U.S. now? TSM.

Changing your class schedule to accommodate Bid Day. TSM.

Am I allowed to let you go home with him? TSM.

“I can’t. I’m broke.”
“We’re still going to Vegas right?”
“Of course.” TSM.

Knowing which sorority the incoming freshmen are going to pledge just by looking at them. TSM.

“Has he hooked up with anyone who’s relevant? Or is he fair game?” TSM.

Deciding to wear your hair straight or curly solely based on your last Insta pic. TSM.

Does “Capable of finishing a bottle of Moscato in one sitting” count as a skill for my résumé? TSM.

Trusting your friends not to let you go home with a guy. If he’s ugly. TSM.