Setting all your emojis to the blonde girl. TSM.

Being know as “the one that takes Instagram too seriously.” TSM.

You can’t talk about brands, boys, or booze but, like… that’s all the best stuff. TSM.

Is vodka a hobby? TSM.

Am I crazy, or does wine actually taste better straight out of the bottle? TSM.

Going on a diet for recruitment purposes. TSM.

Kinda going to miss freshman year, because I knew none of my hookups were younger than I am. TSM.

Can’t I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.