Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. TSM.

Wearing another fraternity’s letters while you’re with him, just so he has a reason to get you out of your clothes. TSM.

“I know who your big is.” TSM.

Feeling personally offended when someone says they don’t like your favorite fraternity. TSM.

FLOWER HEADBANDS AREN’T STUPID. YOU ARE. TSM.

Keeping your heart and your Starbucks on ice. TSM.

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just a soberphobic. TSM.

Little hunting is like crushing on a boy. You don’t want them to know you’re obsessed, but it’s all you talk about to your friends. TSM.

My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.