Using your Starbucks Gold Card as a second form of ID. TSM.

“I preffed the shit out of her.” TSM.

I wish my life was as organized as my planner. TSM.

Being more obsessed with your future littles than the guy that you’re currently sleeping with. TSM.

Lipstick stained Burnett’s bottles. TSM.

He’s my ex-whatever-he-was. TSM.