Writing down the pregame into your planner. TSM.

Stalking yourself on Insta after someone follows you just to see what they see. TSM.

Having a separate group chat for your pledge class, and the pledge class degenerates. TSM.

Thinking it’s casual when your roommates come and chit chat with you and your one-night stand while you’re both still in bed in the morning. TSM.

Having an arsenal of pre-rehearsed, heartfelt tag lines for pref night. TSM.

“Can you give me a different t-shirt? I’m too ugly to wear letters right now.” TSM.

“You follow her? Let me stalk her Insta on your phone because she’s private.” TSM.

Starting the first day of classes with the last night of summer’s hair and makeup. TSM.

The Snapchat story lasted longer than the “relationship.” TSM.

It’s not blonde enough! TSM.