Pregaming your breakup. TSM.

I actually love being called “Big.” TSM.

Having a “recruitment voice.” TSM.

Drinking like a freshman to forget you’re a freshman. TSM.

“Save it and send it to me.” TSM.

Starting off your juice cleanse with mimosas. TSM.

Getting the same shack shirt from more than one guy. TSTC.

Bringing more swimsuits on vacation than there are days of vacation. TSM.

If you have to ask whether you should text him, you probably shouldn’t, and you probably will. TSM.

“On a scale of 1 to that video of me dancing on top of a bar, how drunk were you?” TSM.