Turning a social into a photo shoot. TSM.

Watching “The House Bunny” and “Legally Blonde” back to back, to pump you up for recruitment. TSM.

Hooking up with a pledge and viewing it as community service. TSM.

If making margs in a nutribullet is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. TSM.

Calling your boss your “work big.” TSM.

Feeling actual anger when her Instagram is private. TSM.

Watching and smiling for a minute before you break up the fight two guys are having over you. TSM.

Putting Bid Day in your agenda before anything else. TSM.

Can “AF” be considered a unit of measurement in the U.S. now? TSM.

Getting in trouble in first grade for wearing lip gloss. TSM.