Voting the biggest shit show onto the standards board, because you know she’ll be the voice of reason. TSM.

Putting off your breakup until you move back in to school, because you’ll need help with boxes. TSTC.

Setting all your emojis to the blonde girl. TSM.

Being know as “the one that takes Instagram too seriously.” TSM.

You can’t talk about brands, boys, or booze but, like… that’s all the best stuff. TSM.

My decision to wash or not wash my hair is pretty much controlling my social schedule. TSM.

“We do not speak of that night.” TSM.

Snapchatting him while wearing his t-shirt to remind him what he can’t have (re: his shirt back). TSM.

Crawling into your roommate’s bed, because the boy in yours is too clingy. TSTC.

Blocking the standards chair on Snapchat. TSM.