Either taking pictures within the first half hour of an event or not at all. TSM.

Waking up and being mildly impressed by how coherent your blackout texts seem. TSM.

Deciding which underwear to wear based on who’s going to be there. TSM.

I’ll keep flirting because he keeps buying drinks. TSM.

Going to the gym to get that perfect bikini bod, then coming home and rewarding yourself by eating half a pizza. TSTC.

Never being appointed as a sober sister because everyone knows better. TSM.

You can keep my dignity, and I’ll keep your t-shirt. TSM.

Don’t think of it as a one-night stand. Think of it as recruitment and he didn’t get a bid. TSM.

Chasing your shot with a mixed drink. TSTC.

Coming out to your whole chapter, but not being scared because you know they love you no matter what. TSM.