“Ugh, I am just so over frat guys.”
*Continues to hook up with frat guys.* TSM.

Knowing you’re over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. TSM.

“Don’t tell anyone” doesn’t apply to my big or little. TSM.

Having a cuter “How we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

Planning your Instagram posts in advance. TSM.

Feeling like high school you would be terrified of the new and improved college you. TSM.

My big tells me I’m pretty. TSM.

Don’t judge me by my past. And by “my past,” I mean 12 hours ago. TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.