Being a crazy ex-girlfriend even though you were never the girlfriend. TSTC.

Having a decal on your car for your sorority, but not your school. TSM.

Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.

RIP to all the jewelry I’ve lost or broken while drunk. TSM.

Having more sorority events than school assignments in your planner. TSTC.

The condition of your iPhone being a good indication of how your life is going. TSM.

Little boobs. Big heart. TSM.

Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.

Being more committed to your favorite mascara than you ever have been to a guy. TSM.