Feeling no guilt using your sorority’s Netflix account while you’re home because, like, seven cents of your dues pays for it every month. TSM.

Even the mom of your crew being “the drunk friend” at home. TSM.

Not worrying that you’ll freeze in your dress, because you’ll be drunk. TSM.

Putting a sticker in your planner so you know it’s real. TSM.

“How much would the fine be if I didn’t do it?” TSM.