Too drunk to function. Too srat to care. TSTC.

Saying “I could see myself doing that” after hearing stories from nights you don’t remember. TSM.

Being asked to fix his cooler because the last girl didn’t know what she was doing. TSM.

Telling your friend how precious her little is as if it’s her child. TSM.

Recruitment, not boys, being your motivation to stay in shape. TSM.

“Hopefully this run makes up for the whole bottle of wine I’m going to drink tonight.” TSM.